Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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