just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
