brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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