do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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