Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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