I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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