Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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