this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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