just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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