The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I think your dad took our porno
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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