your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just cropdusted the office
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I want her autograph on my taint
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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