New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We had to coat check the pizza.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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