I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
vagina is talking i cant
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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