you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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