I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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