yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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