Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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