I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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