new low.... made out with someone while peeing
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just puked most of my soul out..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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