Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
