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(540): View more from Virginia

My balls are so social today.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

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(440): View more from Ohio

Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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(905): View more from Toronto

we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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(705): View more from Ontario

dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant

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(802): View more from Vermont

My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".

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(956): View more from Texas

Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

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(308): View more from Nebraska

You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.

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(310): View more from California

Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday

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