real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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