You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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