I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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