Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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