YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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