I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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