Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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