On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ugly people sure do ruin things
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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