I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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