Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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