seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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