Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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