well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
MIDGETS
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