i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We need a shit load of segways right now
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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