4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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