idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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