just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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