HIV tests are more positive than that guy
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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