Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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