oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
