Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
