absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sorry about my life...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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