you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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