Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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