What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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