Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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