Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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