i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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