I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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