Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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