how can u be prego again
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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