Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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