$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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