You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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