no you cant smoke seaweed
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
