Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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