Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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