i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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